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Thursday, 22 July 2021

Open air travel, open air film screenings - which of London's piers are nearest an open air cinema?

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Yesterday afternoon I went to see Moana at Archlight's open air cinema, at the Coaling Jetty at Battersea Power Station. I travelled there from Greenwich Pier on a Thames Clipper ferry and arrived at Battersea Power Station Pier around 40 minutes later and then made the reverse journey home later. Sometimes you have to change at Canary Wharf (or London Bridge) but mine was a direct service.

Archlight also linked up with Thames Clippers and offered a pair of free tickets to one of their events (not just cinema) and have a section on ferries in the 'how to get here' part of their page. 

Given that people are encouraged to avoid 'too many other people while inside' I think travelling to open air cinema screenings by ferry is rather on point. Nearly all of the Thames Clippers ferries have seats at the back which are open to the elements and it's rather nice, especially on a hot day, to enjoy the breeze. Quite a few of them have an on-board bar as well (also soft drinks and snacks).

NOTE: not all piers are open all the time, some routes miss some piers out and the last boat home may not include your preferred end or starting pier so do check timetables and delays info on Twitter before booking tickets.

Big list of open air film screenings in London
http://bit.ly/OpenAirCinemaLondon2021 

Thames Clippers ferries
https://www.thamesclippers.com/

Thames River Boats
https://www.thamesriverboats.co.uk/

Thames River Services
https://www.thamesriversightseeing.com/


The following piers are reasonably near an open air cinema screening.

Battersea Pier
Thames Clippers run a regular service to Battersea Power Station's pier which is right next to the place where Archlight's open air cinema is (exit the pier's gangway, turn left). 

[Summer Showtime at Battersea Power Station] [Archlight Open Air Cinema] [PDF of screenings] [Battersea Pier info - it's wheelchair accessible, Last boat to central London, Canary Wharf and Greenwich: 21:32 weekdays, 22:30 weekends. Last boat to Putney: 20:24 weekdays.]

 

Blackfriars Pier
Pop Up Screens will be showing The Greatest Showman, Moonlight, Philadelphia, The Beach, Dreamgirls and The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert at Guildhall Yard in the City of London, in August. The venue is about a 15-20 minute walk from Blackfriars Pier [route]. 

[Pop Up Screens] [Blackfriars Pier - it's wheelchair accessible]

 

Cadogan Pier (Chelsea)
Luna Cinema is showing four films (Top Gun, The Greatest Showman, Grease and Star Wars: A New Hope) at the Royal Hospital, Chelsea which is a 15-20 minute walk from Cadogan Pier [route], but note that the pier has only a limited service in the evenings. 

[Luna Cinema] [Cadogan Pier - is NOT wheelchair accessible. This pier is only open in the morning and evening, last boat to central London, Canary Wharf and Greenwich: 21:26 weekdays, last boat to Putney: 20:54.]

 

Greenwich Pier (Cutty Sark)
Tramshed in Woolwich are showing a free sing-along version of The Greatest Showman in Greenwich Park. Greenwich Pier is a short walk from Greenwich Park / National Maritime Museum and is well-served by Thames Clippers. The pier is right in the heart of Greenwich and is usually very busy, particularly in good weather. During busy times arriving is easier than leaving as you may have to queue for a departing boat and might not get on the first one. 

[Tramshed screening] [Greenwich Pier - is wheelchair accessible, last boats from Greenwich Pier to North Greenwich, Royal Wharf and Woolwich: 23:11 weekdays, 23:29 weekends, last boat to Canary Wharf, central London and Putney: 21:38 weekdays, 21:36 weekends]

 

Hampton Court
Luna Cinema are showing five films (The Dark Knight, Top Gun, Dirty Dancing, The Greatest Showman [sing-along] and Bohemian Rhapsody) at Hampton Court this year. There is a pier here but at the moment there are no ferries from Westminster running, but there are occasional services from Richmond Pier. I'd not rely on this for a timed performance though, it's also very dependent on the tide. 

[Thames River Boats] [Luna Cinema]

 

London Bridge City Pier
#SummerByTheRiver at Scoop, More London (next to City Hall and near HMS Belfast) screens free subtitled films every Tuesday evening at 7.30pm. London Bridge City Pier is the closest and on the same side of the river. Tower Bridge is also very close too but its piers (there are two) are on the opposite side of the river. 

[London Bridge City's Summer By the River] [London Bridge City Pier - is not wheelchair accessible. Last boat to Canary Wharf, Greenwich and Woolwich: 22:44 weekdays and 23:02 weekends. Last boat to Westminster, Battersea Power Station and Putney: 22:04 weekdays and 21:59 weekends.]

 

London Eye pier (Waterloo)
Bar Elba in Waterloo is screening loads of films on its rooftop and London Eye pier isn't far away (granted trains /buses are closer!).

[Bar Elba] [Film screenings PDF] [London Eye pier - is wheelchair accessible, last boats from London Eye pier: 22:29 weekdays, 22:11 weekends but on weekends it's a ~10m walk across Hungerford Bridge [route] to get to Embankment Pier for a last boat to Greenwich at 22:50]

 

Millbank Pier
Luna Cinema is screening three films (Romeo + Juliet, Sister Act and Moulin Rouge!) at Victoria Tower Gardens in Westminster (8.45pm 3-5 August) and the venue is closest to (and on the same side of the river as) Millbank Pier, but note that ferries can get you to the cinema but not back again as the last boat leaves before the film begins. 

[Luna Cinema] [Millbank Pier - is wheelchair accessible, last boats from Millbank Pier to Embankment, Tower and Bankside (for Tate Modern): 17:20 weekdays, 20:45 weekends, last boat to Battersea Power Station or Putney: 16:28 weekdays, 20:20 weekends]


North Greenwich Pier
Pop Up Screens is showing Grease, Back to the Future and 500 Days of Summer this weekend (Fri, Sat, Sun / 23, 24, 25 July) at Greenwich Peninsula.

[Pop Up Screens] [North Greenwich Pier - is wheelchair accessible, last boat towards Woolwich: 23:19 weekdays, 23:37 weekends, last boat to Canary Wharf, central London and Putney: 21:30 weekdays, 21:26 weekends]

 

Putney Pier
Pop Up Screens is showing Rocket Man, A Star is Born and The Greatest Showman in Bishop's Park Fulham on the 3-5 September, and 10 Things I Hate About You, Dirty Dancing and The Goonies in the same place from 24-26 September. Putney Pier is on the opposite side of the river, cross Putney Bridge. 

[Pop Up Screens] [Putney Pier - is wheelchair accessible. Last boat to London and Canary Wharf: 21:00 weekdays. First boat arrives there at 17:08 so the ferries can get you there but not home, for these screenings.]

 

St George Wharf (Vauxhall)
Summer Screen Vauxhall has some free (need to reserve a ticket) screenings, every Tuesday, from 27 July to 17 August: Emperor’s New Groove, Mamma Mia!, Paddington 2 and Black Panther - all start at 7pm and take place at Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens which is not too far [route] from St George Wharf, Vauxhall.

[Summer Screen Vauxhall] [St George Wharf - is wheelchair accessible. Last boat to central London, Canary Wharf and Greenwich: 22:44 weekdays, 23:02 weekends. Last boat to Battersea Power Station and Putney: 20:18 weekdays, 22:22 weekends] 

 

Tower Bridge piers
St Kat's Floating Film Festival is screening Rocketman (today 22 July, 7pm), Jojo Rabbit (23 July 7pm), Aladdin Live Action and Misbehaviour (both on 24 July, 2pm and 7pm) and The Lion King - live action (2019) on 25 July at 2pm. The screening pontoon is near Cote, by Tower Bridge.

Last week I saw an earlier screening of Jojo Rabbit at St Kat's, on a floating pontoon at the St Katharine Docks marina. I took a ferry there and back again which was perhaps overdoing it a little for water-based entertainment. There are two piers, Thames Clippers has a more frequent service stopping at Tower Millennium Pier - if you arrive after the riverside passage through the Tower of London has closed use the grey route here, otherwise the blue is fine. Tower Bridge Quay is closer and served by Thames River Services but boats are less frequent and stop early.

[St Kat's Floating Film Festival] [Tower Millennium Pier (Thames Clippers) - is wheelchair accessible] [Tower Bridge Quay (Thames River Services) - accessibility not listed, serves Westminster, Embankment, Tower Bridge Quay and Greenwich (Cutty Sark) piers]

 

Wandsworth Riverside Quarter Pier
Luna Cinema is showing Some Like it Hot, Bohemian Rhapsody and The Princess Bride but note that while you'll be able to arrive using the Thames Clippers you're unlikely to be able to get the last boat home (9.10pm) to London / Canary Wharf. The films all start at 7.30pm and the one with the shortest run time is The Princess Bride (at 1hr 38).

[Luna Cinema] [Wandsworth Pier - is not Wheelchair accessible, but nearby Putney Pier is, and is on same side of the river. The pier is only open in the morning and evening, first boat arrives at 17:03. Last boat to London and Canary Wharf: 21:10]

 

Westminster Pier
Luna Cinema is showing Knives Out, The Dark Knight, The Greatest Showman and Notting Hill at 9pm from (29 July to 1 August) at Westminster Abbey, nearest pier is Westminster but you won't be able to take a boat home as they stop too early.

[Luna Cinema] [Westminster Pier - is wheelchair accessible. Last boat towards Tower, Canary Wharf and Greenwich: 22:25 weekdays, 22:45 weekends. Last boat to Battersea Power Station, Millbank (for Tate Britain) and Putney: 22:20 weekdays, 22:15 weekends]

 

Woolwich Pier
St George's Garrison Church is a ~20 minute long walk (uphill, route) from Woolwich Pier, and is showing Coco on 14 August and Dunkirk on 3 September, both free (but need a ticket for August, not for the September screening).

[St George's Garrison Church] [Woolwich Pier - is wheelchair accessible. Woolwich is a terminus pier (on weekdays it's open in the morning and evening - first boat arrives at 17:22). Last boat to Greenwich, Canary Wharf and central London: 21:20 weekdays, 21:00 weekends]







Sunday, 18 July 2021

What was this video, at the Science or Natural History Museum?

I'm trying to remember / find info about a short video that was part of an exhibition at either the Science Museum or the Natural History Museum in London. It would have been somewhere between 1985 and 1995 I think. It had a woman dressed and painted as an alien (she had deeley bopper type things on her head) and she spoke a piece to the camera, addressing the viewer in her alien language, aka incomprehensible gibberish.

Moments later she repeated the exercise but this time she accompanied the piece with gestures, pointing to things and of course suddenly the spoken text made perfect sense. The viewer now knew her name, how to greet people and how to count to three (she had 3 deeley boppers and pointed to each 'one', 'two', 'three' in her language). 

I don't remember spotting the phrase "comprehensible input" in the video or accompanying text but that must have been what the exhibit was about, something I realised later when watching an interesting video about the topic as it applies to language acquisition (subconsciously, naturally) as opposed to learning (conscious effort / rote learning). 

Small children learn language by surmising meaning from sentences - in general they're not taught explicitly that X represents or means Y or how tenses work. Their brains can work out the underlying relationships between words, tenses and meanings from the information they're given, reinforced by repetition and variety.

Anyone who has no idea what a 'cow' is could work it out from someone pointing at some and saying "Look, cows".  

I think the alien was called 'Mim' and that she called her deeley boppers something like flumes or flunes but I can't remember anything else. She might have used 'Borag Thungg!' as 'hello' - but at the time I didn't know that that phrase came from Tharg the Mighty and it's possible I'm mis-remembering that.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

 





Friday, 9 July 2021

Some of my favourite posts - a sort of retrospective post.

Occasionally I have what I think of as quite a good idea or at least an enjoyable notion so I've gathered up some of those posts, tagged them as 'brilliant wheezes' and have listed my favourites below. 

This blog has been running for twelve years now and most posts are 'hyperlocal' to a particular thought or event (eg a conference I've been to or something in the news), others are a bit more timeless... I hope you enjoy them :)

I've also been blogging long enough to know that shortly after publication of this post I'll start getting enthusiastic spam emails from people who hope that I can add a link to their really useful (and totally relevant) post on breathing difficulties ;)

The Imaginary Paddington 2 Science Festival (30 March 2021)
- there's plenty of science in the Paddington films.

Combining Careers - the interdisciplinary game / activity (30 June 2020)
- loved this idea of making a game of trying to think up possible careers based on picking any two subjects. I was very pleased to discover hairdressing archaeology, where someone works out the topology of complicated hairstyles of yore.

Art and medicine: visual literacy and things faithfully (though unwittingly) recorded in art and spotted later by medically trained people (3 January 2020)
- one of the most enjoyable posts I've ever written, on a topic that utterly fascinates me

Wondering if birds have perfect pitch (7 May 2017)

The Imaginary Maritime Science Festival - what would you have in your perfect science festival? (3 April 2017)

How to get tickets for something that might be sold out (1 October 2016)

The world is divided into people who listen to song lyrics and people who don't (17 November 2013)

 

 

Thursday, 1 July 2021

Film quiz - "Match the aircraft to the film it appears in" edition with answers

Here are the answers (below) to an earlier post called Film quiz - "Match the aircraft to the film it appears in" edition. 

Note that some aircraft are ‘acting’ as well (eg in one film a Yakovlev Yak-52TW was modified to resemble a Supermarine Spitfire, but this is listed here as the intended Spitfire) or CGI and other sneakery might be used. Information is correct according to the internet; I welcome arguments :) 

First, the original quiz questions

Match the aircraft to the film it's in

Number and film

Letter

Letter and aircraft

1. The Silence of the Lambs


A. Bell UH-1 Iroquois 'Huey' helicopter

2. Jurassic World 


B. Supermarine Spitfire 

3. The Dam Busters


C. Thurston TSC-1A Teal 

4. Quantum of Solace


D. Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress bomber

5. Apocalypse Now


E. Boeing 707

6. North By Northwest


F.  Douglas DC-3

7. Independence Day


G. Avro Lancaster B.VII

8. Memphis Belle


H. Grumman F-14 Tomcat

9. Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation


I.  Airbus A320-214

10. Airplane!


J. Boeing-Stearman Model 75

  PT-17 (Kaydet)

11. The Wicker Man


K. Lockheed C-130 ‘Hercules’

12. Dunkirk


L. Airbus Helicopters H130

13. Top Gun


M. Naval Aircraft Factory N3N Canary &
a Boeing-Stearman Model 75 (Kaydet)

14. Sully: Miracle on the Hudson


N. Airbus A400M Atlas

 

And now, for the answers...

Here's the Google Docs version.

Answers

1K, 2L, 3G, 4F, 5A, 6M, 7J, 8D, 9N, 10E, 11C, 12B, 13H, 14I

More detailed version in the table below.


Number and film

Answer (Letter and aircraft)

1. The Silence of the Lambs

K. Lockheed C-130 ‘Hercules’

2. Jurassic World 

L. Airbus Helicopters H130

3. The Dam Busters

G. Avro Lancaster B.VII

4. Quantum of Solace

F.  Douglas DC-3

5. Apocalypse Now

A. Bell UH-1 Iroquois 'Huey' helicopter

6. North By Northwest

M. Naval Aircraft Factory N3N Canary &
a Boeing-Stearman Model 75 (Kaydet)

7. Independence Day

J. Boeing-Stearman Model 75 PT-17 (Kaydet)

8. Memphis Belle

D. Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress bomber

9. Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

N. Airbus A400M Atlas

10. Airplane!

E. Boeing 707

11. The Wicker Man

C. Thurston TSC-1A Teal 

12. Dunkirk

B. Supermarine Spitfire 

13. Top Gun

H. Grumman F-14 Tomcat

14. Sully: Miracle on the Hudson

I.  Airbus A320-214


Evidence, with which you are welcome to disagree
because it mostly comes from Wikipedia :)

1. The Silence of the Lambs - Lockheed C-130 ‘Hercules’ 
https://www.146aw.ang.af.mil/News-Photos/News/Article/448858/a-little-bit-of-hollywood-lands-in-the-desert/

Other aircraft in this film: https://www.impdb.org/index.php?title=The_Silence_of_the_Lambs

2. Jurassic World - Airbus Helicopters H130
https://jurassicpark.fandom.com/wiki/JW001
https://verticalmag.com/news/jurassiccopter/  made from a modified Eurocopter EC130 B4

3. The Dam Busters - Avro Lancaster B.VII
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dam_Busters_(film)#Production

4. Quantum of Solace - Douglas DC-3
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_of_Solace

5. Apocalypse Now - Bell UH-1 Iroquois 'Huey' helicopter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_UH-1_Iroquois

6. North By Northwest - Naval Aircraft Factory N3N Canary and Boeing-Stearman Model 75 (Kaydet)
“An iconic movie image is a Stearman cropduster chasing Cary Grant across a field in North by Northwest (the airplane that chased Grant was actually a Naval Aircraft Factory N3N Canary; the plane that hits the truck is a Stearman). [citation needed]”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing-Stearman_Model_75

7. Independence Day - Boeing-Stearman Model 75 PT-17 (Kaydet)
https://www.answers.com/Q/What_sort_of_plane_was_the_crop_duster_in_independence_day_movie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing-Stearman_Model_75
https://independenceday.fandom.com/wiki/Russell_Casse

8. Memphis Belle - Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress bomber
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memphis_Belle_(aircraft)

9. Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation - Airbus A400M Atlas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_A400M_Atlas
https://www.airspacemag.com/daily-planet/tom-cruise-hitches-ride-side-airbus-a400m-emmission-impossible-rogue-nationem-180954805/

10. Airplane! - Boeing 707
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/trivia

11. The Wicker Man - Thurston TSC-1A Teal
https://www.flightsim.com/vbfs/showthread.php?201463-Plane-used-in-the-1973-quot-Wicker-Man-quot
https://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/233531

12. Dunkirk - Supermarine Spitfire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunkirk_(2017_film)

13. Top Gun - Grumman F-14 Tomcat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_F-14_Tomcat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gun

14. Sully: Miracle on the Hudson - Airbus A320-214
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Airways_Flight_1549
“Several major airlines, including American Airlines and British Airways, did not include the movie in their onboard entertainment, since it could upset viewers. Virgin allowed it, "to celebrate the fantastic skills, training and dedication of airline pilots".”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sully_(film)



Film quiz - "Match the aircraft to the film it appears in" edition

Yes of course it's a bit niche, what did you expect :)

Below is a table with the films in one order (Number and film column) and the aircraft (Letter and aircraft) in the wrong order. If you were playing along and printed this out then the middle column (Letter) is where you would write the correct letter depending on which aircraft is the correct one. 

Eg if you thought The Silence of the Lambs featured a Thurston TSC-1A Teal you'd write 'C' there. A clue is that you'd be wrong ;)

Answers in the next post which, once I've written it, will be linked here.

A copy of this table is here in this Google Doc (or if you'd like a plain text version here it is as a .tsv [tab separated variables with which you can recreate a spreadsheet for sharing]), and here's my previous 'Film quiz - logos edition' post.

You are welcome to use this quiz round in your own quizzes, no permission needed. (I'd be amazed if anyone wants to though!)


Match the aircraft to the film it's in

Number and film

Letter

Letter and aircraft

1. The Silence of the Lambs


A. Bell UH-1 Iroquois 'Huey' helicopter

2. Jurassic World 


B. Supermarine Spitfire 

3. The Dam Busters


C. Thurston TSC-1A Teal 

4. Quantum of Solace


D. Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress bomber

5. Apocalypse Now


E. Boeing 707

6. North By Northwest


F.  Douglas DC-3

7. Independence Day


G. Avro Lancaster B.VII

8. Memphis Belle


H. Grumman F-14 Tomcat

9. Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation


I.  Airbus A320-214

10. Airplane!


J. Boeing-Stearman Model 75

  PT-17 (Kaydet)

11. The Wicker Man


K. Lockheed C-130 ‘Hercules’

12. Dunkirk


L. Airbus Helicopters H130

13. Top Gun


M. Naval Aircraft Factory N3N Canary &
a Boeing-Stearman Model 75 (Kaydet)

14. Sully: Miracle on the Hudson


N. Airbus A400M Atlas