No, I'm afraid you may not advertise on this blog nor will I publish your guest post or add a suggested link (unless it is actually relevant). Comments are usually stripped of hyperlinks so you won't get your advertising in that way either :)
I will likely publish your email here so that anyone else receiving one can find it by Googling, if they're wondering whether an email request is genuine or not.
Like many people with a blog I receive spam requests from people offering me guest posts for publication. We all know that this is merely a ruse to Trojan horse / cuckoo egg an ostensibly decently written post onto someone else's blog with a bunch of links in. These links will point to some company or its products and, since Google is believed to favour sites to which there are more links over those with fewer links pointing to it (this indicates that 'the internet' values the site and wants to alert people to it) it's obviously of benefit to the spammers to get these Trojan posts on other sites. Presumably they are paid by the companies.
If you email me asking me if you can write a guest post on this blog my first reaction is to assume that you're either a spammer or a moron who's not done their homework, sorry about that. The blog is clearly called stuff that occurs to me (not to other people). Having said that it's not impossible that someone will come up with a good idea for a post but then I'd assume you were a moron for not writing it on your own blog, again... sorry about that. At least you'd need to do a reasonable job of convincing me why I should post it instead of you.
My standard response is now going to be "Sure. Guest posts are published here" with a link to this page.
Much more rarely I get requests asking if people can advertise on my site, either by adding a link and some keywords, or possibly with some sort of widget.
One request went something like this:
Them: can we advertise our weight loss product on your website?
Me: what's the evidence for your product?
Them: don't understand the question, can you elaborate?
1. People who want to publish a guest post
Here's an email I received from someone who wanted to see if I was interested in posting something. Perhaps my spam trigger is set too high but this sets of warning bells. The proposed content isn't very relevant to my blog (or at least the author has failed to convince me how it relates, but the key nouns sound sufficiently relevant so that I probably wouldn't immediately discount it). There's also not very much information so I'm put in the position of needing to ask for further details, if I wasn't already convinced it was spam.
I'm getting in touch with you because I'm interested in writing an article for your blog. I came across your blog post brodiesnotes.blogspot.com while writing for a website on the scope of bachelor degree programs. During my research, one of the aspects I've focused on has been industrial design, and I've found that increasingly so that curriculums from the humanities, sciences, and business can be applied to improve the design process.
Please let me know if you'd be interested in an article about this idea. Thanks, and I look forward to hearing from you soon.See also, from thebloggess: http://thebloggess.com/2011/10/and-then-the-pr-guy-called-me-a-fucking-bitch-i-cant-even-make-this-shit-up/
1pm, 25 February 2013, Claire Harding [email@example.com] (acrotray.net was registered on 14 January 2013) wrote the following after failing to spot that my post which mentions the word 'bypass' has nothing at all to do with heart disease:
My name is Claire and I'm a freelance writer. I was recently involved with curating a complete video guide to heart disease and health http://www.kwikmed.org[/]heartdisease.html covering some really useful advice as well as some educational video resources.
With research by the CDC showing that 600,000 people die from heart disease in the US alone each year (almost a quarter of total deaths) it’s important to share a message of lifestyle improvement and prevention.
I noticed that you have a great set of resources on your site on a similar theme:
brodiesnotes.blogspot.com/2012/09/handy-twitter-rss-feeds-to-bypass-ifttt.html [they have confused my use of 'bypass' in this post with coronary bypass, Jo]
My family has been touched by heart disease with my brother lucky enough to be back on his feet after a ‘mild’ attack two years ago and I’d love to see more people get the help and advice they need; as a result I would love it if you could share this resource with your audience.
ps don't worry - you aren't on a mailing list and I won't contact you again if you aren't interested. If you do end up sharing on your site please do let me know as I’m excited about getting these messages out there.
27 August 2013
My name is Aileen and I'm a Community Outreach Specialist at Open Colleges. I'm also a regular visitor of your site and I remember this page of yours: http://brodiesnotes.blogspot.com/2013/06/even-more-surprised-to-see-matt.html [I wrote about a misleading advert for diabetes that had been criticised by the Advertising Standards Authority, Jo]
I noticed you linked to various sites about iridology so I'd like to give you a heads up about this page http://www.opencolleges [.] edu.au [/] courses/natural-therapies/iridology/ and ask about how I can get it included into the list. [I did write about iridology, but only to point out that it's utter nonsense and a colossal waste of money, Jo]
I look forward to your feedback! And if you have any questions, I'm all ears. :D
My name is Annie and I am a writer and researcher. After graduating in biology and nutrition, I worked in several areas of the health industry before moving into writing upon becoming a mother for the first time.
Last year, my father had a quadruple heart bypass and as you might guess, this led me to research everything I could to understand and help his condition. Recently, I researched and wrote this piece on the connection between hair loss and heart disease and I thought it would be a good fit for your site - http://www.hairl0sscent3r.org/hair-loss-amd-heart-dise4se/ [link deliberately mangled]
Would you like to link to this article on your site? I noticed you had an excellent resource section of your website - brodiesnotes.blogspot.com/2012/09/handy-twitter-rss-feeds-to-bypass-ifttt.html and I thought my article would be a helpful resource for other people who have had to go through the pain we all went through; especially my father.
If you do not want to put the link on your site, I can write an article on the same subject for you at no cost [I wonder if said article will have a link to the site - Jo]. The Hairlosscenter-dot-org website is a free health resource backed by an ethical health company approved by the FDA.
Ps. I’m looking forward to hearing back from you if you’re interested but I wouldn’t dream of adding you to a mailing list or getting back in touch if you’re not :)
B. People who want to advertise (offering payment)
Hope you are doing well. I am seeking out for blogs related to Digital Menu Boards for Restaurants, where we can place an advertisement. Your website seems interesting. The content is informative and catchy. I would like to know whether you shall be interested in placing an advertising.
I will be glad if you share the multiple options for advertising/backlink text links, Guest Posts, banners etc and the advertising rates/quotation, which ever fits you the most. Also, it will be of more help if you can share the url's of any other blogs/websites where I can advertise.
We would appreciate if you can link back to our website which is related to Menu Boards for leading Restaurants etc.
Thanking you in anticipation of prompt & positive revert.
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Date: 25 September 2013 16:27
Subject: RE: http://brodiesnotes.blogspot.com
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I am keen to gauge your interest in formulating a stronger relationship on behalf of my clients.
My name is Will [redacted] and I work for [redacted] based here in UK. I work on increasing the worldwide SEO visibility, capability and online presence for my clients in England.
I am interested in placing an article on your website containing a link straight to the client’s desired URL, from a keyword of their choice that would be on topic. It would be a small text link contained within the article.
For your part in this arrangement, I would look to pay you for this benefit that you would be extending to the client. Therefore, I would ask you if you would be able to consider pricing options you feel appropriate for hosting a pre-written article, or a link in an already established piece of content in the architecture of your domain.
Obviously I am keen to agree a partnership as soon as possible for this project, so I look forward to hearing from you shortly.
So in summing up : We will pay YOU to host a link in an article on your site for our Client.
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4. People who want to survey bloggers
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Date: 17 September 2013 04:32
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